Beating writer’s block without getting shin splints.

At the moment I hate running. The only redeeming value I see in it is that I’m learning some lessons about writer’s block that maybe will help someone. I hope.

Now, understand, I’m not a natural runner. I’ve never really liked it or understood why people are fascinated with endlessly pounding asphalt for mile upon mile upon mile. The only time I used to kind of like running was when I lived in Colorado and could do it in the mountains on winding trails. That was at least a little engaging because I had tree roots and mountain bikers to dodge, and endless views. Not so in Nashville.

But despite my disdain for running I’ve begun hitting the road in the morning with my neighbor, Kevin. (Yes, he’s really my neighbor and his name really is Kevin. He’s one of three Kevin’s on our block. It’s a cosmic anomaly, I know.). And thanks to my newfound hobby, I’ve learned a few painful lessons that apply to the writer’s life. Learn from my pain, dear friends, because something good has to come from my early mornings.

1. Muscles forget what they’re for if you don’t use them enough.

Creativity works like a muscle. The more you use it, the easier it becomes to tap. When you aren’t writing a lot, things get rusty. And rusty = painful. I’m pretty well convinced that the majority of people suffering from “writer’s block” really lack conditioning. All of the prolific writers I know scoff at the idea of writer’s block. They don’t have time for it, they say. They’re too busy writing and keeping the flow happening. If they were to stop, guess what, their muscles would forget, too. Conditioning is the hardest thing to attain, but once you have it things are a bit easier.

2. You’ve got to start the work of training.

So if you’re struggling with block or having problems getting the ideas started, what do you do? Well, you start writing. Do it in short bursts. Make it a discipline. Do it regularly with a journal or a notebook where you can begin training yourself to write. One great help for me over the years has been a book called The 3 a.m. Epiphany. It’s a book of 201 writing exercises written by Brian Kiteley, professor of creative writing at Denver University. Regularly I’ll just pick one out of the book and start writing. It’s just for me and will probably never see the light of day, but it’s writing. It’s training.

3. It’s gonna hurt for awhile.

Training is pain. It is a process of breaking down, re-building, and recovery.Then doing it over and over again. It takes time and for awhile it hurts. A lot. Expect it. If you prepare yourself mentally going into it that it’ll be tough you’ll do OK. Go in expecting a cake walk and you should probably find something else to do, like swimming or badminton. Those are fun and you don’t get shin splints.

4. You’ll get better, maybe. That depends on you.

This is what separates the dedicated folk from the ones who cancel their gym membership sometime in mid-February. There is no 6-minute ab workout for writers or Thigh-Master 2000 for creativity. All that matters is good old fashioned work. You’ve got to show up day after day, or in my case Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Point is, your hard work will eventually pay off as long as you keep at it. But if you slack off, be prepared for the diappointment and frustration that come with it.

All right…so there you have it. Now I’ve got to crash because my 6am run is only a few hours away. (I’ll be a better man for it…I’ll be a better man for it…I’ll be…)

  • http://www.elyonscircle.com/blogs/water_ouzel/ Theresa

    Kevins always seem to end up grouped together…

  • http://leesmiley.livejournal.com Lee

    If you’re running with the Kevin I know (the one from Kentucky), he can share a great deal about shin splints, having suffered from them mightily while running cross country in high school.

    If that’s not the correct Kevin, you should go down the street and ask him anyway. He’s a good guy.

    Aside from all of that, what you say is exactly right. I’ve been taking a little time off from writing while I do radiation treatments and, as anxious as I am to get back up to full speed, I know it will take some time to stretch out those muscles and get my writing lungs back.

    Enjoy the running and tell Kev (or Kev) I said hello.

  • http://www.brushwrites.net Jim Johnson

    Between me and my wife we would have to say this is an precisely informative post that deserves mentioning elsewhere. This is for 2 types of people: current writers who are considering a change in career, and people trying to prefer to become a writer.